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Jun 22, 2012 15:31:53 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Jun 22, 2012 15:31:53 GMT -5
Bored, so i thought I'd make a thread that hopefully lives longer then most.
Here you can post anything that you'd like to share with the rest of us. Anything at all. Bad experiences, good experiences, all is welcome!
Broke your leg once, woke up in Mexico with a hangover (mad), or just simply feel like being cocky. Feel free to express yourself here.
Feel free to discuss each others story's too!
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Obsession
Rx.Sleepwalker
Sumo Warlord
Live, life, love, laugh, loose, insomnia!
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Jun 22, 2012 19:23:32 GMT -5
Post by Obsession on Jun 22, 2012 19:23:32 GMT -5
I'm drunk and wasted. Right now. Want pic? Watch facebook snitch!
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had
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Jun 23, 2012 8:31:24 GMT -5
Post by had on Jun 23, 2012 8:31:24 GMT -5
i broke my jaw. and most people think I'm a girl, ;_;
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Jun 23, 2012 10:00:05 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Jun 23, 2012 10:00:05 GMT -5
Really? wtf. . . but you dont look like a girl and ur voice is obv of a guy
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Jun 23, 2012 11:32:04 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Jun 23, 2012 11:32:04 GMT -5
oh! i got a story! Don't know if i ever told you guys or if you guys noticed i went inactive for almost a month. Well that was because i broke my first bone ever o.o I always laughed at the kids who broke bones. . as if my body was superior to theirs because no matter how much stupid shit i did, my bones never broke. Well, that bragging all ended that one day. I'm going to tell you the story from my family's point of view sense i don't remember what really happened. My sister said that she asked me if i could go buy sunflower seeds at the liquor store. I came back 30 minutes later and handed her 3 bags of sunflower seeds. She said that for some unknown reason i took off immediately after handing her the sunflower seeds. Apparently i grabbed an old bike i had within all the shit in my backyard. She then said that i came back around 20 minutes later looking confused as fuck. She said that i kept asking her where my wallet was (because i thought i got jumped). She took my wallet out of my back pocket and handed it to me. After that, she siad i repeated this pattern for around 20 minutes. I kept leaving my wallet in random places and then forgot everything i just did in the past 3 minutes and proceeded to ask her the same questions over and over again. That's when i remember my sister starting to freak out. She said i was grabbing my head. At this point, i was still confused as fuck. I didn't know what happened to me. I had 2 bleeding legs, a bleeding shoulder, and a half ripped shirt. And i had the biggest headache ever. After that i don't remember anything till i was in the waiting room at the hospital. When i got there, the doctors kept asking me questions. They said i didn't know what year it was. I kept saying 2011 LOL! and had no fucking clue what day it was. they scanned my body and found a fracture in my skull from the middle/top of my head all the way down to my lower right ear. That is probably why i couldn't hear shit from my right ear. If i would've guessed that would've happened to me, i would imagine myself crying over the fact that i wasn't able to remmeber anything that happened before in my life and having only 1 ear left to hear. :< But the only one freaking out in the hospital was my mom. She was moving around like a crazy woman trying to call doctors and shit. I was as calm and confused as ever.. But by the time i was in the hospital i had already taken a stand on what my life would be from now on. Deph from one ear and stupid as fuck lol! Fortunately, the internal bleeding i had going inside of my brain barely missed any important areas. I had to spend some time in the hospital before i was released. Eventually i was able to remember my past and what year it was, heh. I still don't remember what happened to me though. . no one knows. Maybe i got jumped, maybe i got ran over, maybe i fell. All i remember is going fast as fuck on the bike trying to get to a destination as quickly as i could. . .then i remember seeing this odd woman in the middle of the street kneeling and crying over a dead cat laying there. o.o anyways, i was in intensive care for the 3 months after my accident. I wasn't able to do anything that required me to sweat. was such bs.
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Limitless
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Jun 23, 2012 12:40:13 GMT -5
Post by Limitless on Jun 23, 2012 12:40:13 GMT -5
I was as calm and confused as ever.. Sounds like they drugged you. Anyways bro that sucks.
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Jun 23, 2012 16:04:06 GMT -5
Post by pdbq on Jun 23, 2012 16:04:06 GMT -5
holy shit jon, when did that happen? sounds fucked up man glad you're okay.
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had
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Jun 23, 2012 19:27:09 GMT -5
Post by had on Jun 23, 2012 19:27:09 GMT -5
hmm maybe i should make a story about my broken jaw? OK ILL START
... KGOO
well about a year ago i used to go to the skate park a lot with my gay scooter (ive stopped now). Basically i was at the skate park with a friend and his dad. I was trying to do some weird trick and fell face first into the concrete. I lost 2 teeth and chipped my front 2
i must admit i thought it was quite funny on the car to my house. my friend was freaked out and his dad was going as fast as he could. hehe i remember i was laughing half way to my house. i was pretty freaked out, but at that time i didn't know i had a broken jaw. so when i got home we went to the hospital. i had to get stitches and would have to go the dentists for my teeth. When i got home i went to sleep (it was like 1:00 am). i had trouble sleeping, thats when i knew sommething was up with my head or something.
when i woke up we had to go to our local doctors. i told him what happened. we got an appointment at an xray thingy and i found out i had fractured my jaw in 3 places. ;_;
i couldn't eat solid food for over 3 months. i gotta say the yogurt they gave me was disgusting D: thats basically it o.o
(sorry for my bad grammar)
well i have really long hair now o; when i ws at school people would make fun of me and my hair. BUT I LOVE THE WAY IT IS AND ALL WAYS WILL!
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Jun 26, 2012 16:23:24 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Jun 26, 2012 16:23:24 GMT -5
holy shit jon, when did that happen? sounds fucked up man glad you're okay. Uhhh, happened a few months ago, didn't exactly note the time it actually happened in lol Ewww, a broken jaw e.o Does your jaw crack now?
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had
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Jun 26, 2012 17:05:28 GMT -5
Post by had on Jun 26, 2012 17:05:28 GMT -5
it makes weird sounds sometimes. :3
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Faux
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Jun 26, 2012 17:07:38 GMT -5
Post by Faux on Jun 26, 2012 17:07:38 GMT -5
Since we're all talking about broken limbs, I'll step in with a little story as well. I've never actually broken any bones, just fractured and strained stuff.
Story: It was Christmas day with the whole family and we were opening presents. My cousin Nick and I both got walkie talkies (I was around 10-12, I can't remember my exact age). We were running around the whole house annoying people and stuff. After awhile I lost mine, so we stopped to play with our cameras. After awhile the party died down and all the kids were in the basement including myself. Nick and Chris (an older cousin of mine) were wrestling. Nick was on this very tall table and Chris pulled him from his legs. Nick landed on the cement floor on his elbow from around maybe 5 feet. Needless to say he broke it and I literally saw his arm growing out of place. I panicked, I didn't know what to do.. I lost it and started screaming and crying. Lee, Nick's Dad, ran down stairs and took him to the hospital. Later, I found out the only reason the adults knew something bad happened is because my lost walkie talkie was outside (where they were) and Nick's was in the basement so they heard my cries. I still don't know how Nick's walkie activated, but it did.
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had
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Jun 26, 2012 19:43:56 GMT -5
Post by had on Jun 26, 2012 19:43:56 GMT -5
It must of been God o.o
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Jul 3, 2012 3:40:03 GMT -5
Post by dukevin on Jul 3, 2012 3:40:03 GMT -5
wow some really intense stories here. Jon's is really sketchy though, I would freak out if anything like that happened to me. My first impression is they drugged you or something because you would at least remember something if you crashed and went unconscious.
Here's my story: I was riding my bike down this hill really fast, my speedometer on my bike said 35mph or something. Just as I turn the corner, 3 mexicans jump out from inside a bush and right in front of me. I veer my bike a sharp right so I don't hit them and crash right into an electrical utility box and fracture my wrist. They gather around me and stare for a while and leave. Other than the fractured wrist, it wasn't nearly as bad as your guy's experiences. Another time was when I was made a tree house and with a swing made out of a rubber hose ~30ft off the ground. It snapped when my sister was on it and she was lucky to have broken her wrist.
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had
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Jul 3, 2012 3:53:17 GMT -5
Post by had on Jul 3, 2012 3:53:17 GMT -5
They gather around me and stare for a while and leave. BITCHES
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Obsession
Rx.Sleepwalker
Sumo Warlord
Live, life, love, laugh, loose, insomnia!
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Jul 3, 2012 10:03:55 GMT -5
Post by Obsession on Jul 3, 2012 10:03:55 GMT -5
I think it's time for a funny story up in here. Last summer I went to my new school for the first time and on the first day I noticed there was a pretty weird guy in my class. Nothing bad yet and I really wanted not to care about what he does but he turned slowly in the freakiest weirdo I've ever seen in my life. I think he's a little bit sick in his head if you ask me. So then came the day when he suddenly thought he was a rapper or something, went outside on the schoolyard and started to rap and take off his shirt and show his "muscles". That was the first time he did it and there were about 50 viewers. But he didn't get enough so he told the viewers to tell everyone to come next weeks tuesday to the school yard in the second break to watch his 2nd show. And then...I still can't believe it (even if I have an evidence-video on my smartphone) about 300 fckin pupils were waiting for him screaming his name until he finally came out. he started with a new "rap" and everyone was laughing and throwing vegetables and things on him...BUT THIS...GUY DIDN'T STOP!!! He took of his shirt again and did pushups and so on until 2 teachers came and took him to the teacher's room. Then he stopped doing his "shows" and didn't go to school for 2 months (therapy). When he came back he seemed to be "healed" but now he started talking shit again about the day when his life changed: One day he came back from buying weed in the netherlands and got fcked by the police, so he's about to get thrown off home. After the schoolyear (ends in 3 days) he wants to leave school, become taxi driver and build up a new life in JAMAICA as owner of a BEACHBAR.
Damn...that guy's sick...
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Jul 3, 2012 13:43:35 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Jul 3, 2012 13:43:35 GMT -5
LOL! I totally didn't expect the Mexican's to walk away o.o Thought you were going to get jumped when you said they popped out of a bush like that lol. lol the place where i live in is full of these people. They're usually old though lol. It would be funny to see a fucked up kid like that Wait, was he special ed? or just crazy
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Jul 3, 2012 13:44:55 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Jul 3, 2012 13:44:55 GMT -5
AND OMFG MOST AMAZING SHIT JUST HAPPENED TODAY AT LIKE 2 AM. A fucking vehicle blew up infront of my house!!! And im not talking about a small boom, I'm talking about a huge fire-ball, movie-like blast! I thought that shit only happened in movies that shit was awesome.
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Limitless
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Rx. Freak/ CTF Warlord
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Jul 3, 2012 14:14:40 GMT -5
Post by Limitless on Jul 3, 2012 14:14:40 GMT -5
Holy shit inoob, what made it blow up?
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Jul 3, 2012 16:35:03 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Jul 3, 2012 16:35:03 GMT -5
idk i think it was a stolen vehicle and then they wanted to discard the evidence? Im assuming that because stolen cars get dumped at that spot all the time, but i didn't really go inbetween all the firefighters and asked them what happened lol!
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had
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Jul 3, 2012 18:35:31 GMT -5
Post by had on Jul 3, 2012 18:35:31 GMT -5
VIDEO OR IT DIDN"T HAPPEN
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Limitless
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Jul 3, 2012 19:00:58 GMT -5
Post by Limitless on Jul 3, 2012 19:00:58 GMT -5
Only in the ghetto.
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Jul 3, 2012 19:36:11 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Jul 3, 2012 19:36:11 GMT -5
It was like 2 or 3 am so you couldn't really see exactly what's happening, and i didnt want to approach the firemen lol they would've told me to gtfo. but here's a 17 sec clip if you're interested ge.tt/4QF480K/v/0
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Jul 13, 2012 23:49:13 GMT -5
Post by pdbq on Jul 13, 2012 23:49:13 GMT -5
Not really a story, but I was at work a few days ago and when I left to go home I found that my bike seat had been stolen by some asshole. When I was at the bike store getting it replaced I found a special bike seat that I had to buy. Here's a couple pictures... <3 mah homies
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Limitless
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Jul 14, 2012 0:26:11 GMT -5
Post by Limitless on Jul 14, 2012 0:26:11 GMT -5
Thats some serious dedication pd <3 Great choice on the seat!
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Jul 14, 2012 2:46:31 GMT -5
Post by dukevin on Jul 14, 2012 2:46:31 GMT -5
Not really a story, but I was at work a few days ago and when I left to go home I found that my bike seat had been stolen by some asshole. When I was at the bike store getting it replaced I found a special bike seat that I had to buy. Here's a couple pictures... <3 mah homies haha think I just shed a tear
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Jul 14, 2012 3:26:53 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Jul 14, 2012 3:26:53 GMT -5
wtf that's fking pwnage!!!
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Aug 1, 2012 21:09:10 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Aug 1, 2012 21:09:10 GMT -5
a few days ago i had a shitty day.
My sister comes in my room randomly with a water gun and starts blasting the fk out of me. I get mad, grab a freezing water bottle from the freezer and chase her. This was at night time so i couldn't see shit. I ended up kicking a nail. It made me fly in the air and land about 5 feet further from where i originally hit it. Most of the water landed on me and the rest of the water that didn't fall from the bottle flew like 25 feet away. To make it worse, I hit the nail so hard i had a freaking hole in my foot bleeding so much. I also had a brunch of scrapped skin off my knees and elbows. Dx
So, i couldn't get my revenge, i couldn't walk. . I figured the only way to get my revenge was to pretend i was unconscious. But she couldn't see anything at all either so she couldn't see me anywhere on the floor and ended up stepping on my head. i managed to not make a sound and scare the living shit out of her. i got up before she called 911 rofl.
At least i got my revenge. . . BUT THEN. . . . I go half-crawling back to my room and hear a some sort of bee sound. I followed the sound to my computer charger. It was plugged in, yet my computer didn't say "charging". So now. . .I don't have a computer for a few days again. Dx
The really sucky thing is. . .I was going to the beach the day after that. I couldn't get in the water anymore because I didn't want my foot to get infected. (I've had an infected foot before; it's gross and hurts like fk). I had to sit for 6 hours in the sun while everyone else had fun swimming . . .Dx
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Aug 2, 2012 1:13:17 GMT -5
Post by pdbq on Aug 2, 2012 1:13:17 GMT -5
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Shit sucks man. Hope your foot is ok.
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Oct 30, 2012 7:55:54 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Oct 30, 2012 7:55:54 GMT -5
Thanks
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Oct 30, 2012 7:57:27 GMT -5
Post by iNoob on Oct 30, 2012 7:57:27 GMT -5
you probs wont believe this, but i won 5 matches in a row in a FULL sumo bar server. It wasnt againts noob players either. There were people from Rd, mym, ct, and the <| clan. I was rubbing my big cock in all their faces lol
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